{"slip": { "id": 106, "advice": "A problem shared is a problem halved."}}
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Chedorlaomer, also spelled Kedorlaomer, is a king of Elam mentioned in Genesis 14. Genesis portrays him as allied with three other kings, campaigning against five Canaanite city-states in response to an uprising in the days of Abraham.
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Nicole de Hauteclocque was a French Second World War resistance leader and politician who served in the National Assembly as the elected representative of Paris's 18th constituency between 1962 and 1986. She also served as a councillor in the 15th arrondissement of Paris from 1947 to 1989 and as a senator for Paris in the Senate from 1986 to 1993. De Hauteclocque was awarded the Croix de Guerre 1939–1945, the Resistance Medal with Rosette, the Commemorative medal for voluntary service in Free France and the Légion d'honneur à titre militaire.
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{"slip": { "id": 163, "advice": "Big things have small beginnings."}}
{"slip": { "id": 215, "advice": "Once you find a really good friend don't do anything that could mess up your friendship."}}
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