{"type":"standard","title":"Touch Me (Gary Glitter album)","displaytitle":"Touch Me (Gary Glitter album)","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q7828600","titles":{"canonical":"Touch_Me_(Gary_Glitter_album)","normalized":"Touch Me (Gary Glitter album)","display":"Touch Me (Gary Glitter album)"},"pageid":1982197,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/37/Garyglitter_touchme.JPG","width":300,"height":300},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/37/Garyglitter_touchme.JPG","width":300,"height":300},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1272907567","tid":"84c3497c-df42-11ef-8820-27f1879d6907","timestamp":"2025-01-30T19:43:46Z","description":"1973 studio album by Gary Glitter","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Touch_Me_(Gary_Glitter_album)","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Touch_Me_(Gary_Glitter_album)?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Touch_Me_(Gary_Glitter_album)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Touch_Me_(Gary_Glitter_album)"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Touch_Me_(Gary_Glitter_album)","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Touch_Me_(Gary_Glitter_album)","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Touch_Me_(Gary_Glitter_album)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Touch_Me_(Gary_Glitter_album)"}},"extract":"Touch Me is the second studio album by English glam rock singer Gary Glitter. It was originally released in June 1973, on the label Bell, and was produced by Mike Leander. It is Glitter's bestselling album, peaking at No. 2 on the UK Albums Chart. It features the top 5 hits \"Do You Wanna Touch Me\" and \"Hello, Hello, I'm Back Again\".","extract_html":"
Touch Me is the second studio album by English glam rock singer Gary Glitter. It was originally released in June 1973, on the label Bell, and was produced by Mike Leander. It is Glitter's bestselling album, peaking at No. 2 on the UK Albums Chart. It features the top 5 hits \"Do You Wanna Touch Me\" and \"Hello, Hello, I'm Back Again\".
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